We're pleased to announce the release of Version 28.0 XY2. This version replaces prior version 24.0 XY2 and features the following upgrades:
More Award-Winning Words!
Version 28.0 XY2 now knows many words, but certain words have won multiple international awards of innovative baby language.
Strawbaby - "I like putting strawbaby yogurt in my hair."
Slipbaby - "It raining owside. It slipbaby owside."
Babing soup - "I go swimming. Where my babing soup?"
Top-secret proprietary gender formulation, using a patented 90% Boy, 10% other formulation.
And the 90%...
Version 28.0 XY2 is all. about. vehicles. These include but not limited to garbage trucks, fire trucks, ambulances, helicopters, planes, dump trucks, buses, cars, vans, trains, golf carts, safari jeeps, ride-on cars, hover crafts, buggies, taxis, pizza delivery vehicles (See: operating failures).
Sings covers to all your Favorite Taylor Swift songs!
Randomly sings the following lines (like at the dinner table, unprompted)
"I gotta have you. I gotta have YOU"
"Trouble trouble trouble...You found me, you found me, you found me me me me me-e-e"
"never ever getting back together"
Full of Disney (TM) magic!
This version has special Disney (TM) programming including the immense love of the "It's a Small World" song.
Sounds like: It's a small world dahg-ga-la. (occasionally: It's a small world everywhere.)
He also can be entertained/mesmerized/instantly calmed by viewing any of the many "It's a Small World" ride videos on You Tube. (See also: Operating Failures)
Now! Extra intellectual curiosity (but possibly low rentention)!
Most uttered words: "What Dat?"
Ex: "Reading" his blasted and dated "Things that Go" picturebook.
What Dat Mommy?
Fire chief's car.
Rapid Intervention Vehicle.
Articulated fire truck.
Fire chief's car.
(repeat until forever)
Some unprompted manners!
No tankoo, Mommy.
Have good day!
I ove oo!
Hire him to entertain your next party!
This version comes with a selection of fun props to make your next party super fun!
(Fake Rastafarian wig/rug accent sold separately)
This version does not the address the following known operating failures.
Disney Satan. Once operators decide that Version 28.0 XY2 should not be watching It's a Small World ride videos, this version becomes possessed by Satan. Prepare yourself.
Cannot stand wet clothing on body. Not even for a minute.
Pizza Man versus Taxi confusion. "Pizza Man!" "No, that's a taxi." "Pizza Man!" "No, that's another taxi."
Still afflicted with DANG. (Disney-Associated Narcolepsy Grievance)
(Not pictured: the rest of the family having fun at Downtown Disney while female operator reads in the driver's seat.)
We'll be working on these for the next version....