simple steps to ensure blogger does not finish reading your ad pitch

1. Start with greeting that forgets to include blogger's name:

Dear ,

2. Follow personalized greeting with the following sentence:

As many as 90% of all women deal with various degrees of PMS ranging from moderate to severe aches, pains, bloating, and emotional stress during their reproductive years.

That's all! Easy! Mission accomplished.

Comments

[rimarama]

That's why they get paid the big bucks.

[Kyla]

LOL!