Thanksgiving Song

Sung to "You're the One that I Want" from Grease*

I got acid
It’s multiplying
And my sphincter- no control
Cause all this food you’re supplying
It’s esophagus frying!

You better sit up
Pass the Maalox
And the Prilosec PPI
You better sit up
To avoid the burn
This huge meal is gonna hurt

Nothin left nothing left of 4 desserts!

You're the pain in my chest
(you are the pain) Ger-er-erd Honey
The pain in my chest
(the pain in my chest chest), Ger-er-erd Honey
The pain in my chest
(the pain in my chest chest), Ger-er-erd Honey
The one I fear
Oh, golly dear.

If you're filled
with confections
and too stuffed with turkey,
alcohol in your system.
Feel bloat-ed.

You better sit up
Pass the Maalox (The Maalox)
And the Prilosec PPI
You better sit up
if you’re not gonna move
(don’t dare to move)
Or else your ‘gus will need repair

Are you full?
Yes, I'm stuffed down deep inside!

You're the pain in my chest.
(you are the pain) Ger-er-erd Honey
The pain in my chest
(the pain in my chest chest), Ger-er-erd Honey
The pain in my chest
(the pain in my chest chest), Ger-er-erd Honey
The one I fear
Oh, golly dear.

*Yes, I watched Glee last night, what of it?

Comments

[Manic Mommy]

Oh Golly Dear!

I've missed the song parodies.

[alejna]

Woohoo! Fantastic, KC. My 'gus and I will be seeing this all night.

[Leticia- Tech Savvy Mama]

You are awesome! Too funny! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving that didn't require too much Maalox or Prilosec!

[magpie]

That explains everything.

[Surfie]

Truly magical. :) I'm going to start referring to my esophagus as 'Gus from now on.