We're pleased to announce the release of Version 18.0 XY which addresses some of the known operating failures of Version 17.0 XY. The new and improved version features the following upgrades:
Look! Ladies' Man!
This version comes with smoother moves to woo those ladies. Often led by a gaggle of older ladies at the playground who all want to hold his hand and take him special places. Like the slide. Or the see-saw.
(*egg rolls and dirty shorts sold separately)
More snuggable! Advanced Mama's Boy programming!
Snuggles next to household beast (when not terrorizing it or testing integrity of tail apparatus). If female programmer lying on floor, will go lie down next to her and rest his head next to hers.
Major breakthrough! Can signal 'Yes!'
This version is able to nod head Yes when asked a question. You've got to see it to believe it, folks! Yes!!!! Affirmative! Right on! Abso-freakin-lutely!
Pseudo-counts!
When counting with him, he will say words along with you that sound like he could be counting. In another language. Like Ewok.
Guest-star of Babewatch.
"Hasselhoff has nuttin' on me"
Yoga Poser: Downward Dog
Doubles as...a paperweight!
Large mass can effectively meet all of your paper and human-securing needs.
Praises the Lord!
Will clasp both hands together and say (with feeling) MEY-MEN! All day long. Followed by clapping.
This version does not address the following operating failures.
Continues to throw food off highchair tray to signal meal conclusion.
Outdoor Nazi. Will force adults 3 x height into putting on his shoes and going on a walk with him by using combat cries and full-body weight leaning.
Grit Goatee
Participation in live sand burials.
Steals canes from the elderly.
We'll be working on these for the next version...
Yoga poser. Love it. He's awesome. (miss you)
Posted by: Janet | Tuesday, July 07, 2009 at 10:28 PM
Your kids and their mother make me laugh
Posted by: flutter | Tuesday, July 07, 2009 at 11:34 PM
The Steals canes from the elderly is priceless. Your kids are so cute!
Sorry, long time lurker here, I will try to do better. Love your posts and found you eons ago from Family.com maybe?? Can't even remember now.
Posted by: LT | Wednesday, July 08, 2009 at 12:53 AM
We got the Mama's Boy add-on for HRH and it took like a charm - kind to humans and animals. For Gremlin, we may need a complete reboot.
PS you guys grow 'em big - cats and kids!
Posted by: Manic Mommy | Wednesday, July 08, 2009 at 08:57 AM
He is such a cutie! Downward Dog is awesome.
Posted by: Kyla | Wednesday, July 08, 2009 at 01:05 PM
So cute! Isn't this the best age? My son is 20 months.
Sorry I haven't commented in a while. I still love ya though.
Posted by: rockzee | Wednesday, July 08, 2009 at 08:44 PM
Ha! I love the downward dog. :)
Posted by: Asianmommy | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 12:05 AM
I wish you could hear me gasp at each photo and snort as I enjoy the comical genius in these posts! God love him.
Posted by: Hetha | Monday, July 13, 2009 at 08:40 PM
Mine steals her great-grandmother's walker!
Posted by: Introvertster | Wednesday, July 15, 2009 at 12:47 PM