We're pleased to announce the release of Version 17.0 XY which addresses some of the known operating features of Version 16.0 XY. The new and improved version features the following upgrades.
Look! New form of locomotion!
Officially runs.
(knee pads, helmet, mouthguard, cast sold separately as part of "deluxe first aid package.")
More chewing power with every bite!
Four molars erupting in one month. You do the math.
Bonus vocabulary added just for this version!
Has "words" for the following items. Phonetic spellings are only an approximation. Please see operating failures.)
Alcohol: Ah-ah [as in, Purell, please stop calling Child Protective Services.]
Water: Wa-wa
Juice: Ju
Poop: Po-po [said while pointing at nether diaper regions when carrying a full load.]
Cat: ???
Socks: ???
Hot dance moves!
No longer just squatting rhythmically, Version 17.0 XY alternates raising arms whenever music is played. Look out So You Think You Can Dance!
For a limited time only! Bonus BFF with every purchase!
Version 17.0 XY loves to play with his BFF, as well as sitting down in her lap, to lean back and rest. This version also will reach for her hand to hold while walking.
Wow! Now answers your questions!
*Question must be yes/no.
**Questioner must be satisfied with the answer no?, accompanied by shaking of the head.
Long live the signature pose!
(Version 17.0 XY is positioned like this the majority of his waking hours.)
Re-tuned GPS for changing times!
Instead of tuned to locating the position of any electrical outlet, flight of stairs, or toilet, Version 17.0 XY is now designed to find: sticks, stagnant bodies of water (e.g. squorpse pool), and of course toilets! (you thought we'd replace that one - no way! In fact, this version's love of all things toilet is stronger than ever. Especially activating the flushing mechanism, slamming the toilet lid on victim's backs, and dropping the lid down as loud as humanly possible.)
I knew that planter would like it in the brown swill!
This version does not address the following operating failures.
Articulation of words non-existent. (Alernatively, is speaking perfect Ewok.)
Drooling fool. (Can't seem to find a patch around this one, folks.)
Throws food off highchair chair to signal being done, as opposed to other more civilized methods.
We'll be working on these for the next version.
Hahaha! ^_^ It's good for kid's to get good and dirty. It's one of the most fun things about being a kid!
Posted by: Amy | Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 05:12 AM
my 5yo has the exact same pose as 17.0. Thumb in mouth, fingers twirling in hair. He still does this.
Posted by: The Mommy Doc | Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 10:33 AM
The high chair thing? It's hardwired. Get a dog. It'll save you hours of clean up. Downside? Mine walked around with spaghetti on her back for, like six months.
Posted by: Manic Mommy | Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 12:49 PM
He makes me laugh just checkin him out in the pics. He's gonna be a funny guy, I can tell. That bit about him knowing he's carrying a load, and even talking about it, this early....dude that could be some serious potty training mojo. I'd work that angle hard. I'm in love with the BFF stuff.
Posted by: Hetha | Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 01:34 PM
Four molars at once, huh? That is a serious version flaw that often led to excessive night waking at our house.
Posted by: Janet | Monday, June 08, 2009 at 08:50 AM
Amy- well then, my kids are having TONS OF FUN.
The Mommy Doc- Man, still at version 60.0? Maybe I should try it next time I'm stressed.
MM- don't think I can justify getting a dog for that sole purpose. Can cats sub?
hetha- don't get any funny ideas - potty training is NOT on my horizon. *shudder*
janet- we've titled this past month the Drool Deluge.
Posted by: KC | Tuesday, June 09, 2009 at 07:32 PM
He's so adorable!
Posted by: Kyla | Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 11:20 AM