We are pleased to introduce Version 7.0 XY, which addresses some of the known operating failures of Version 6.0 XY. The new and improved version features the following upgrades.
New for this version! Can propel own self!*
*maximal distance = 2 mm. Forwards/Backwards direction appears random.
Amazing! First real word!
BLAH. (BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH.)
Now! More animated!
Those boobs for me?
I'm peeing.
Drool is awesome!
Can communicate using complex signs and symbols!
(Gag me with a spoon.)
(Duhhhhhhhhhhh.)
This version does not address the following known operating failures.
Abets ne'er do wells in suspicious criminal activity.
(Juvi future threat level: ORANGE)
Continues to erupt teeth (and be MAJORLY PISSED OFF).
Crude, non discriminating tastebuds. (Enjoys snacking on salt-free cardboard rice cakes. ALOT.)
Insists on standing on legs that are 90% Jello, 10% spandex fill.
We'll be working on these for the next version...
He is getting so big! And so cute still!
Posted by: SSU | Saturday, August 09, 2008 at 10:07 PM
I love these updates. I canNOT believe he is seven months old already! He really is gorgeous, KC. What a buster--again, looking at these photos, I think I just ovulated.
Posted by: Mary | Saturday, August 09, 2008 at 10:41 PM
y'all need a visit from auntie flutter.
Posted by: flutter | Saturday, August 09, 2008 at 11:29 PM
My God! He is a sumo wrestler! Look at those thighs in the ne'er do well picture! I love the boob and duh shots the best!
Seven months - amazing!
Posted by: Manic Mommy | Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 01:37 AM
He's WAY cute. And doesn't he have your smile?
Posted by: Zellmer | Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 01:15 PM
Hilarious! He is a DOLL!
Posted by: Kyla | Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 02:07 PM
He is soooo cute! darn teething...
Posted by: inthefastlane | Monday, August 11, 2008 at 09:34 PM
"Are those boobs for me?"
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: denise | Monday, August 11, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Good grief that boy is CUTE!
Posted by: Ally | Monday, August 11, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Aw! He's just adorable!
Posted by: NG | Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 06:51 AM
Pulled me straight out of my Bloglines to say how incredibly gorgeous he is!
Posted by: canape | Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 10:31 PM