We're pleased to announce the release of Version 5.0 XY which addresses some of the known operating failures of Version 4.0 XY. The new and improved version features the following upgrades:
Sheik JL, who made his name in the (baby) oil industry
For a limited time only! Comes with own lawn chair and neck pillow!
One day, when I can move, there will be hell to pay.
Now! With feet!
Feet. It's what's for dinner.
Can roll over both ways!
40% brute force, 60% luck, 0% grace
Knows Bruce Lee!
Everybody was Kung-Foo Fighting!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
This version does not address the following known operating failures.
High maintenance skin.
Requires vat of hypoallergenic skin cream applied twice daily. (On the plus side, scalp disintegration has ceased.)
Thanks to the addition of rice cereal to the diet. Please send rescue workers.
Cause of biceps tendon rupture.
Super Chunkster + baseline heavy infant car seat + strained ergonomics = Emergency Room (- limb)
We'll be working on these for the next version...