We're pleased to announce the release of Version 5.0 XY which addresses some of the known operating failures of Version 4.0 XY. The new and improved version features the following upgrades:
More nobility!
Sheik JL, who made his name in the (baby) oil industry
For a limited time only! Comes with own lawn chair and neck pillow!
One day, when I can move, there will be hell to pay.
Now! With feet!
Feet. It's what's for dinner.
Can roll over both ways!
40% brute force, 60% luck, 0% grace
Knows Bruce Lee!
Everybody was Kung-Foo Fighting!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
This version does not address the following known operating failures.
High maintenance skin.
Requires vat of hypoallergenic skin cream applied twice daily. (On the plus side, scalp disintegration has ceased.)
Diaper rot.
Thanks to the addition of rice cereal to the diet. Please send rescue workers.
Cause of biceps tendon rupture.
Super Chunkster + baseline heavy infant car seat + strained ergonomics = Emergency Room (- limb)
We'll be working on these for the next version...
the 4th photo is my favorite - he's SO ready for anything. don't mess with JL.
not to mention, that he's divinely delicious.
seriously friend, you make such gorgeous babies. xo
Posted by: kristen | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 07:13 AM
His smile is precious. I can already see him filing away prankster tricks in his brain.
Posted by: Zellmer | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 07:35 AM
OMG your baby is the cutest kid in the universe. I love him in the English fancy lad outfit busting his Bruce Lee move.
Posted by: JessicaAPISS | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 09:20 AM
You trying to kill us with these photos? Seriously, KC, he is absolutely gorgeous!
Posted by: Hetha | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Kung Fu Baby Sheik JL is going to totally kick yer ASS.
Posted by: flutter | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 09:27 PM
nothing like good old fashioned BIG babies. at least yours has hair. and is a sheik. and prize-fighter.
Posted by: Sus | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 09:35 PM
Boy is he ever a cutie. Those pictures are great.
Oh - and I had to stop using the infant carrier when my kiddo was 3 months as he outweighed it. Yes, you read that right. He outweighed it at 3 months.
Now at 10 months he's a cool 30 lbs.
Posted by: Tranny Head | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Um, okay I'm sold. Where can I order one??
Posted by: Jessica Davenport | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 11:54 PM
The smirk at the end. It kills me.
Aren't you furious that you would have even an ounce of fat on you after lugging two kids around all day? I know I am.
Posted by: Manic Mommy | Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 07:07 PM
Ahh...so precious. How do you keep from biting those cheeks?
Posted by: Cristy | Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 07:36 PM
He's such a buster!!!
Posted by: Mary | Sunday, June 08, 2008 at 05:02 PM
baby lust alert!
he's delicious.
and jack was 28 pounds at a year.
we called him buddha.
ps happy sixth anniversary to a BEAUTIFUL couple, who makes BEAUTIFUL children.
Posted by: slouching mom | Sunday, June 08, 2008 at 11:30 PM
I love the picture updates! You are all gorgeous and that baby makes me want to kiss his cheeks.
Posted by: inthefastlane | Monday, June 09, 2008 at 10:50 AM
LOVE the smile!!
Posted by: Penny | Monday, June 09, 2008 at 09:57 PM
Awwwwwwwwww.
So.damn.cute!
Posted by: ewe_are_here | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Gawd I love these posts!
Everybody was kung fu fighting...
Posted by: janet | Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Omigod, do we have the same baby?? (With the exception of the Kung Foo Fighting - but that's way cool..)
Posted by: nomotherearth | Friday, June 13, 2008 at 08:51 AM
Hi KC!! It's been so long! Sorry I haven't visited in a while! Can I pinch JL's cheeks? He's so big now!! Hope all is well!!
Posted by: Waya | Monday, June 16, 2008 at 03:03 PM