Version 18.0

We're pleased to announce version 18.0 which addresses some of known operating failures of Version 17.0. The new and improved Joles features the following upgrades:

Imitates Timmy on South Park!
I think the sweetest thing I have ever heard is Jolie saying Dada. It captures every ounce of sweetness in her voice. I could listen to her saying Dada all day. Dada, dada, dada.

But, Mommy (MOM-MEH!) is a different story. MOM-MEH! comes out all screamy and pressured each time, much akin to Timmy on South Park yelling TIM-MEH! For those of you who don't know, Timmy is the handicapped child who can only say his name.

Independently goes down the slide!



With or without a herald battle cry.

Enhanced sleep compliance!
I never thought the day would come when Joles would willingly embrace sleep. She fought it with barbarian ferocity from day one. Which is why I am thrilled, THRILLED over the recent wind-down evolution. Now, upon hearing "Time for night-night?", Joles will drop what she's doing, grab her little pillow and Huggable from the floor and proceed to throw them into the crib over the side rails. Then, she attempts to climb in. To like, GO TO SLEEP. Um, hello? Awesomeness, anyone?

Phone voice recognition!
MOM-MEH! MOM-MEH! MOM-MEH! *screams and battle cries*


Sings!
Hearing little Joles try to sing is just the cutest thing ever. The effort: A+. The produced sound: probably similar to what Timmy would sound like trying to sing.

New and improved social skills!
I'm not sure where this came from (okay, I know exactly where this comes from since Joles is a little mini-me-mini-KC) but Joles is becoming quite the extroverted personality. She thrives in situations with lots of people around and seems to enjoy the attention. She especially likes inviting herself into a conversation that strangers are having and starts laughing along with them as if to say, "Funny one, you crack me up! Ha-ha! I got that one! Hee! Funny man!" Most times, the people don't even realize she's there at their kneecaps laughing.

This current version does not address the following operating failures:

Resistance to footies.
We've discovered how to inflict the worst suffering and torture on Joles: pajamas with footies. We still do it since it's getting cold now but it ain't pretty. You'd think that we put her in pajamas lined with brillo pads or cacti.

Resistance to hair accessories.
The Don King look is getting old.

Stalking strangers.



We'll be working on these for the next version...